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"I
believe that sex is one of the most
beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy." -Tom Clancy
 "There
are a number of mechanical devices
which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among
these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." -
Lynn Lavner
"Clinton lied. A man might forget
where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no
matter how bad it is." - Barbara
Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Women might be able to fake
orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships." - Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during
sex ---no matter what she's
reading." - Steve Jobs (Founder,
Apple Computers)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin
word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." -
Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual
syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be
myself." - Roseanne
"There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to
latex condoms. They say they cause
severe swelling. So what's the
problem?" - Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's
magazines, because men think, I know
what I'm doing. Just show me
somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld
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"You
know "that look" women get when they
want sex? Me neither." - Steve
Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
-Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles
your chances for a date on Saturday
night." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Sex
at age 90 is like trying to shoot
pool with a rope." --George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for
reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." - George Burns
"Leaving sex to the feminists is
like letting your dog vacation at
the taxidermist." - Matt Barry
"See, the problem is that God gives
men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
"My
mother never saw the irony in
calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack
Nicholson
"According to a new survey, women
say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they
do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too
judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful." - Robert De Niro
"Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place." - Billy
Crystal
"Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house." -
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