BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!! :-)
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and turns to the
ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with
the order "That will
be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his
pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come
again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries and a
coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the
waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a
steak, baked potato and a
salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
"That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out
of his pocket and
places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer "Excuse me sir.
How do you manage to always come up with the exact
change in your
pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie
appeared and offered me
two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would
always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most
people would ask for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you
live!"
That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or
a Rolls Royce, the exact money
is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's
with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second
wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and
long legs who agrees with everything I say."
